beccaroo kidnapped the asians !

soooo read my post first... then read this one .
after my little snap-pageness... guess what !
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my dad finally came home from the casino & out of nowhere i hear 'JENNIFER!' -stomp stomp!-
turns out beccaroo, pollywannacracker [aka pauline], & my tran sissy [aka kristine] decided to visit me... fun stuff. becca's mom was supposedly at food4less and we were picking up sonya. being the innocent little girl i am, i believed it. hah... so the minute my parents went inside, they pretty much forced me into the trunk & sped off. riding in the trunk of an suv for a block, hopping over the seats, & down another street was one of the weirdest experiences, evaaaar! but pretty dang fun, i'm not gonna lie. becca's chuhuahua is a cutieee! haha her hamster peed on kristineeey. that girl's having an off day man. she got pollinated on, urinated on, & hit by a gate. just not her day :/ sobe bites! MIGORENG is GOOOD! made like 6 of 'em. yummm. currently having an ice cream party. homemade stuff is DEEELISH! princess protection isn't all that great though... demi & selena should've ended up with one of those guys. SUCKY ENDING! filipino snowballs are yummier than vietnamese snowballs, i have to admit. AAAH I'M GETTING FAAAATTER & FATTER! OMG i got somoa cookies. YUMMM. MWAHAHA! tomorrow is the day i start my diet. PSHHH yeah right. becca as thee grudge is a scary thang man. you don't wanna see it. craaazay! especially with flickering lights... & two false alarms that scared the bajeezers out of me. first one was her uncle, second one some random dude that i think was pauline's bro's friend. two heart attacks in less than 15 minutes! gah. mkaaay... my moments of overexaggeration are over.
p.s. WE MISSED YOU SONYA.WANNA.BONYA!
^^ sucky entry. too lazy to even attempt to make this thing sound creative.